mazarinedrake:

mazarinedrake:

batneko:

batneko:

What would YOUR job be as a prehistoric human?

hunt mammoth

find berry

make tool

care baby

time traveler (results)

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I don’t know what I expected.

Y'all know that we don’t actually NEED a lot of people to hunt the mammoth, and they don’t need to do it very often, right?

Like, that’s really more of a “small, specialized band of hunters” task than a “turn out the whole damn clan” type of task.

Plus a single mammoth has so much meat and other useful materials. I think we’ll be fine.

#poll currently has 10% of us risking life and limb for meat and 90% on other activities which sounds right to me!#IIRC that is the proportion of hunting to gathering that many societies have had#we have way too many freeloading time travelers though#at least carry my basket full of roots berries and assorted herbs and mushrooms won’t you

Exactly! The problem isn’t the hunters, it’s those darn time travelers! Least they can do is carry stuff and maybe bring us some sweet presents from the future.

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Anonymous: 

Okay, that’s IT. As a bisexual ranch dressing supporter I just can’t continue to follow you in good conscience. Why do you industrial carpet shippers all think it’s okay to use bland women as a scapegoat for premium disco culture? Maybe if you actually bothered to read the ukranian degeneracy thesis you’d understand batman’s suntan technique, but I guess you’re just too busy making free insurance consultation posts, so whatever. Blocked, flambéed and unfollowed.

geekandmisandry:

weidli:

junkoandthediamonds:

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being on mobile and seeing the random generated ask before the warning about it made this an experience

[ID: screenshot of an anon ask reading “gonna send you an angry self righteous anon ask but with a random word generator. Standby” /end ID]

“Blocked, flambeed and unfollowed” is unironically the funniest thing I’ve seen in a bit of a while.

sensiblereblogifposts:

insomniac-arrest:

thedreamthieves:

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283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

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“maybe it’s not your pussy” is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it’s like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.

Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy

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theconcealedweapon:

What an autistic person says: “How long is it going to take?”

What they mean: “I want to know whether to activate my short term waiting mode where I just wait and do nothing else, or activate my long term waiting mode where I occupy my mind with something else. I fully understand that both are possibilities, and I have no problem whatsoever with either one, but I want more information so I can best adapt to the situation.”

What neurotypical people hear: “I am impatient and demand that everything I want happen right now. Please scold me and publicly humiliate me for it.”

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regicide1997:

thezachrifice:

dbeatcooper:

gaylor-moon:

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Let’s hear it for our blue collar allies 😌💜💜

He gets the t-word pass

I’d prefer this guy who has the spirit but uses the wrong language over a performative “ally” who still buys Harry Potter merch

I love how he censored the word “up”

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orevet:

keanurevees:

*me plugging in my phone in the dark* dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thinka botu it donmt think aboiut it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thihnk about it dont think about it dont think about it dojnt think abtiou it dont thi

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nature is healing

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etirabys:

ushas42:

“Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content.”

This? In particular? Pisses me off. I hate it.

I hate the implication that all porn is interchangeable and devoid of cultural value, so it’s no big deal when a decade’s worth of creative endeavor produced by a vibrant subculture is destroyed, because, whatever, it’s just dirty pictures.

I hate the disingenuous inability to see a distinction between a website that is about porn only, and a website that allows people to blog about all of their interests and aspects of their lives including sex and porn because those are normal parts of the human experience.

It’s the most tone-deaf bullshit.

This post was made after the porn ban of Dec 2018. I’m reblogging because OP is still right.

(via lynxs-shitposting-inc)

mswyrr:

myeverydaytruth:

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Beware of what spin is coming next in the media about the union strikes! The Levinson Group is real good at its job, so there’s gonna be a lot of undermining happening soon. Don’t fall for it!

As a WGA strike captain put it on Twitter:

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They could just pay their workers fairly, instead of throwing money at PR firms to pretty up how they treat people like garbage.

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pruane2:
“@staff @support
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ruffboijuliaburnsides:

largishcat:

i don’t want to derail my own post but i just have to address

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I’m sorry??????? You “KNOW” nobody on THIS hellsite

Watched

The

Fucking

Lorax????

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5feet-of-anxiety:

goatsgomoo:

What’s your favorite drink?

Water

Coffee

Tea

Vanilla Extract

Soda

Juice

Alcohol

Something Else

Oh this one is broken broken

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i-say-ok:

suometar:

brucecipher:

rosepink-hydra:

drumcorpshero:

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Spoopy Season Safety

Oh my god reblog to save a me thank you

Reblogging even though it’s way past Halloween bc this is an important reminder!

Stay away from anything with charcoal during this season if you are on ANY medication!!!

ok.

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ignescent:

froggybangbang:

Have you ever seen a poster and thought.

Wait what.

I just did so i googled


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Huh. That seems…. not that far? What about…


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Okay. Okay that’s… still…. but maybe I’m seeing distances wrong let’s try what the poster said


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…..

Huh. That’s. I’m. Wait what is…


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Okay so the international space station is roughly 10 times closer to me than the west coast is that’s fine this is fine I’m fine what

Up is very very near by, it’s just hard to get to, because the planet loves us very much and hates to let go.

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lindleland:
“official-kircheis:
“faceless-fuck:
“theehorsepusssy:
“Big Men / Tiny Men ?
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No bitches
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